I’ve been so caught up in March Madness. I can’t wait until they get to the final four. The sweet 16 is cool, but my bracket is all messed up. I only have a few teams left. This past Sunday was awesome. I watched the NBA double header, and all of the NCAA games. I LOVE basketball. I should have a penis. I’m such a dude. Minus the boy parts…. which I wouldn’t mind having. If I did, I would never leave my house. Ever. Hehe.

How the hell y’all gonna vote off John Legend and keep chicken little? That’s insane. I’m gonna make sure my little cousin stalks the phones and votes for my top 5 (Chris, Ace, Lisa, Paris and Mandisa). I don’t want to see any more Idol injustices. Hehe. OK, it’s not THAT serious, but still.

I think I’m gonna like the new season of Top Model. I already have a few favorites. I really like Jade. For some reason it feels like I’ve seen her before. She’s kinda bitchy so I don’t think she’ll last long. Oh well.

I have food poisoning. Man. my stomach is raw. I got my hands on some bad chef’s salad. Yikes. See what happens when you try to diet. Speaking of, I’m starting a diet. I’m gonna do a diet log for my site so that I can keep track of what I’m doing wrong. Maybe that will motivate my chunky butt. Har har. I’m slow.

Ohhh, I made a new layout! I’m in love with it. It’s the first layout I’ve ever loved. It took forever to make, but it was worth it. I’m sure I’ll hate it by the time I put it up. I think I might put it up soon though, because I’m tired of staring at this layout and my mug.

Anyhoo, I’m gonna go watch CSI with my momma. She’s been really sick and in bed all day, but she decided to get up for a while to watch that and Idol with me. I love my momma.

Thursday, something flew in my ear. I had this weird feeling in my ear and I could feel whatever it was moving around inside of my ear canal. I got this really numbing feeling… I started freaking out, trying to get it to come out. Suddenly the flying stopped, but the pain was still there. I told my mom and she started getting all scared, digging all of her nurse supplies out, trying to pull, pump, whatever… the thing out of my ear. I started crying, which made her more excited, and she told me she’s taking me to the hospital. I didn’t want to go to the hospital and I didn’t want to scare my mom. I could see that she was breathing hard, and since she has a heart condition she can’t be under stress. Soooooo I told her that I didn’t feel it anymore. That was a lie. Well, sorta. I mean, I didn’t feel it flying around, but I still felt pain. Anyway, as the hours went by I got the worst earache ever, and a bad migraine. Now, I hear an echo out of my ear and it keeps fading in and out. It feels like I’m losing my hearing or something. 2 days later and it’s worse. I know I should probably tell her, but I don’t want her to be afraid. I think I may try to go to the hospital without her knowing. I do not want to do that, for a whole other reason, but I don’t want to be the reason I lose my hearing, you know.

On another strange note, my mom’s friend was at work yesterday, at some kind of factory deal, I’m guessing. Where they have large machines and stuff. Well, the girl was working on a machine and something became stuck in the machine. For some dumb reason, she decided to try to pull it out….. Well, the machine kicked back into gear and cut her hand completely off. Weird. I mean, I’ve heard of that happening, like on TV, but never in real life. Damn.

Dude, has anyone seen the vibrator iPod attachment? Um, iBuzz! Who came up with that? LMAO. I’d like to meet the woman who’s so horny that she needs to use her iPod to masturbate on the go. That’s great man. Think I might do a little shopping for myself.

I was trying to give Tyra Banks a break, because I do like her, but she’s annoying the hell out of me with all of her publicity stunts. Why the hell do you need to go undercover as a stripper to find out why guys like strippers so much? That’s so dumb. About as dumb as her in a fat suit. Yes, people discriminate against obese people…. And anyone else who’s different. Duh. Maybe I’m in a pissy mood? Haha. But really. And I’m tired of her milking these Top Model chicks for all that their worth. I’m happy ANTM is coming back, but I can see it now…..

I want to see Dave Chappelle’s Block Party. He makes me laugh. Off to work on SongCry. Later days, party people.