If you can kill one person of the mentioned category, who will it be and why?

1. Pop artist: Beyonce. Of course we all know that if she died, Jay would be with me.
2. A comedian: Robin Williams. He can’t ever be serious. Major issues.
3. A TV host: Joan Rivers. Evil X
4. A political man: BUSH. Ugh, die Dubya, dieeeee
5. Someone you know online: If you can answer this question, you REALLY need to log off. NOW

1. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera….why? Christina. She can actually sing.
2. Justin Timberlake or Robbie Williams…why?Justin, I guess. But he’s a sell out
3. Beyonce Knowles or Jennifer Lopez….why? Isn’t Beyonce just J. Lo 3 years ago?
4. Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp…why? Who? Where’s Brad Pitt in this?
5. 50 Cent or Ja Rule…..why? 50 Cent. He’s possibly as annoying as Ja, but his body is a decent distraction

1. Do you have a crush? Yes, a few
2. Have you ever fell in love with your best friend? Yes
3. Have your best friend fell for you? Yes
4. How does this makes you feel? Loved?
5. Do you have some kind of friendship with your crush? A couple of them

Dude, I’m the most pathetic person ever. So I decided to go on a diet. I look around my house to see if there are any cans of Slim Fast. There were 3. So I decide to make me a meal replacement shake for lunch. At this point I happen to stumble upon 2 Hot Pockets. Seeing as though I have 0 willpower, instead of drinking the Slim Fast as a meal replacement, I threw in some ice cubes blended it up and drank it along with the Hot Pockets. Lord, help me.