Dude, I’m the most pathetic person ever. So I decided to go on a diet. I look around my house to see if there are any cans of Slim Fast. There were 3. So I decide to make me a meal replacement shake for lunch. At this point I happen to stumble upon 2 Hot Pockets. Seeing as though I have 0 willpower, instead of drinking the Slim Fast as a meal replacement, I threw in some ice cubes blended it up and drank it along with the Hot Pockets. Lord, help me.