Beautifully-Human

I expected to be gloating today about how Mel B won Dancing With The Stars, but of course things didn’t work out like that. About ten minutes before the vote came I told my mom that Helio was going to win. I could feel it. I guess it went from Dancing With The Stars to Entertaining With The Stars because Helio is NOT better than Mel. Whatev. My mom told me to look on the bright side because “Marie could have won. Wouldn’t that be worse”. Yes mom, yes it would have been worse. I’m just happy that I never have to hear Marie’s mouth ever again. Gah she’s annoying. She’s the most annoying person in the history of Dancing With The Stars. Oh yes.