Computer Conspiracy!!
My computer has been acting really weird lately. It seems to have a mind of its own. I’m starting to believe that computers are only meant to last two years before they completely spazz out. I think the companies design them that way. It’s my theory. I think they want you to keep upgrading every two or three years, so they only build them to hold up until then. I find it completely ironic that my computers only last as long as my warranty. It never fails. As soon as my warranty runs out, my computer breaks down.
I tried to be smart and get an extended service plan for my most recent computer, but it’s still preparing itself to break down. It runs bad enough to make me want a replacement, but good enough that I can’t qualify for a company replacement. Coincidence? I think not! As soon as my extended service plan is over I bet my computer will be too. LOL