It’s Their Cooking…
My stomach feels weird. It’s been feeling weird for the past few days and I’m not sure why. I’m thinking it had something to do with the butter pecan ice cream that I had on Saturday. Or maybe it was the dumplings I had on Monday. My Gram made them and they tasted good, but for some reason I always get sick when she cooks. If I didn’t know better I would think she was doing something to me. I doubt it though since my mom never gets sick from eating her cooking. Only me. I really need to stop eating food that other people cook. The only time I don’t get sick is when I eat my mom’s cooking. Suspicious. It’s bad when eating your family’s cooking makes you want to go buy the best colon cleansing product on the market just to get the food out of your system! That’s a very bad sign. Maybe it’s also a sign that I need to stop cheating on my diet. It’s really not worth the pain!