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Tyra’s One On One With Britney

By now I’m sure all of you guys have seen Britney Spears’ horrible MTV VMAs performance, but what you may not know is that after the show Britney sat down with Tyra Banks for an emotional heart to heart. We all know that Tyra has a way of getting your favorite celebrities to reveal things about themselves that they never have before. Tyra’s show just began a new season and she wanted to sit down with Britney to try and see where her head is at. She also hoped to leave Britney with some priceless advice that she could use to grow. Watch a preview of the upcoming episode below. It’s compelling television.

The Fall Of Destiny…. Literally

I can’t stand Beyonce and I talk a lot of crap about her, but I do have a lot of respect for her as an entertainer. If you guys have seen the video of her fall in Orlando then you know what I’m talking about. The girl fell head first down 12 stairs, got up and kept performing. I was like, wow. For that, she gets some respect. If it was me I would have ran off the stage crying. And her mic flew out of her hand so she must have hit the stage hard. I bet they’ll be making some alterations to her Ring The Alarm costume ASAP. I’m starting to wonder if this is some kind of karma for how they did Michelle on BET a few years ago. Remember when the girl fell and they didn’t even bother to help her up. SMH. First Michelle, then Kelly, now Beyonce. It really is the “fall” of Destiny.

Check out Michelle & Kelly’s spills after the cut.

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That’s The Best You Could Do?

OK, Maybe it’s not Herpes. I totally remember when that web site Paris Exposed was around, they had pictures of her prescription for Valtrex. And if any of you watch television, then I’m sure you’ve seen those commercials, because they show them A LOT. With that said, E! sent out a press release stating that some of Paris’ friends say that her “medical condition’ is Claustrophobia. Ha ha. I’m claustrophobic too, but I bet if my behind went to jail I would just have to learn to deal. Or have a panic attack all day long. Man I hope this is a joke. Prisoners everywhere are like, damn, why didn’t I think of it. Well, get over it, because it didn’t work for her. Neither did her Herpes outbreak. I’m just saying…

Close, But No Cigar

Just when she thought she was out, they pulled her right back in. LOL. Poor Paris. I actually don’t feel at all sorry for her and I’m glad she’s being forced to serve the rest of her sentence. I knew her attention whoring would come back to bite her eventually. It’s funny because the same thing happened when Michelle Rodriquez went to jail for DUI. She only served 5 days and then was released. Nobody protested or cared. However, Paris being the attention whore that she is, garnered so much publicity and controversy that they felt compelled to actually serve justice. Muaha. Go figure. I’m still curious what the medical condition was that they felt warranted her release in the beginning. People can serve time with Herpes. I’m just saying….