Beautifully-Human

I can’t stand Beyonce and I talk a lot of crap about her, but I do have a lot of respect for her as an entertainer. If you guys have seen the video of her fall in Orlando then you know what I’m talking about. The girl fell head first down 12 stairs, got up and kept performing. I was like, wow. For that, she gets some respect. If it was me I would have ran off the stage crying. And her mic flew out of her hand so she must have hit the stage hard. I bet they’ll be making some alterations to her Ring The Alarm costume ASAP. I’m starting to wonder if this is some kind of karma for how they did Michelle on BET a few years ago. Remember when the girl fell and they didn’t even bother to help her up. SMH. First Michelle, then Kelly, now Beyonce. It really is the “fall” of Destiny.

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If you’ve only seen the trailers of Reno 911! Miami The Movie and haven’t seen the movie, you’re missing out on a lot. Most of the trailers that I have seen have actually been pretty funny and a good indication as to how the movie really is, but they’re way too short! See the whole movie. The unrated version of the Reno 911! Miami The Movie dvd will be available to purchase next week on Tuesday, June 19, 2007. A lot of places online will even let you preorder it to make sure you get it first.

If you need a couple of clips to watch to keep you busy until it’s released, check out this “Tickets” clip. I don’t know about you, but every time I watch these guys in their too short man shorts, I bust out laughing. I think having them wear those shorts makes the movie funnier. It’s like, not only are we totally nuts, but we also have these really tiny shorts on too. I also like how the other cops in the scene totally don’t take Lieutenant Dangle serious. But really, how could they. Not only is he wearing those tiny man shorts, but he has on a leather jackets, a bandana tied around his head and glasses!!! Hahaha. It’s awesome. Check out the clip for yourself and see what I mean. Watch it in WMV or RM.

OK, Maybe it’s not Herpes. I totally remember when that web site Paris Exposed was around, they had pictures of her prescription for Valtrex. And if any of you watch television, then I’m sure you’ve seen those commercials, because they show them A LOT. With that said, E! sent out a press release stating that some of Paris’ friends say that her “medical condition’ is Claustrophobia. Ha ha. I’m claustrophobic too, but I bet if my behind went to jail I would just have to learn to deal. Or have a panic attack all day long. Man I hope this is a joke. Prisoners everywhere are like, damn, why didn’t I think of it. Well, get over it, because it didn’t work for her. Neither did her Herpes outbreak. I’m just saying…

Just when she thought she was out, they pulled her right back in. LOL. Poor Paris. I actually don’t feel at all sorry for her and I’m glad she’s being forced to serve the rest of her sentence. I knew her attention whoring would come back to bite her eventually. It’s funny because the same thing happened when Michelle Rodriquez went to jail for DUI. She only served 5 days and then was released. Nobody protested or cared. However, Paris being the attention whore that she is, garnered so much publicity and controversy that they felt compelled to actually serve justice. Muaha. Go figure. I’m still curious what the medical condition was that they felt warranted her release in the beginning. People can serve time with Herpes. I’m just saying….