DWTS SUCKS

I expected to be gloating today about how Mel B won Dancing With The Stars, but of course things didn’t work out like that. About ten minutes before the vote came I told my mom that Helio was going to win. I could feel it. I guess it went from Dancing With The Stars to Entertaining With The Stars because Helio is NOT better than Mel. Whatev. My mom told me to look on the bright side because “Marie could have won. Wouldn’t that be worse”. Yes mom, yes it would have been worse. I’m just happy that I never have to hear Marie’s mouth ever again. Gah she’s annoying. She’s the most annoying person in the history of Dancing With The Stars. Oh yes.

Marie Is Still Here

America didn’t listen to me and they chose to get rid of the too talented Jennie Garth and keep the worn out Marie. Gah. Go home, Marie. Marie needs to gracefully bow out because she does not deserve to be there. People are only voting for her because they feel sorry for her. Every show she has another sob story to tell people about. It’s about the dancing, not your messed up life. I mean, on one hand I feel like, OK, her life sucks, throw her a bone. But hell, my life sucks too. Where’s my bone? It needs to be about dancing. Marie doesn’t need to be there. Mel B FTW people. Get a clue.

Irv’s Not A Real Man

I forgot about watching Gotti’s Way the other day and I went to sleep early, so I had to catch it today. I really go back and forth with my feelings for Irv. I really admire his honesty, but he is such a jerk. He treats his wife like crap. She needs to get a clue and divorce his behind. She keeps holding on to the thought of them being together and it’s just not going to happen. In the most recent episode he told her in a variety of different ways that they’ll never be together because he doesn’t want to stop sleeping around and she still choose to stay single and wait for him. Stupid. She’s going to keep waiting and the kids will all be grown and married, Irv will have some STD and she’ll be sitting home with 10 cats. Gah, get a clue, Deb!

Keyshia’s Crazy Life

Although my opinion of college Hill is starting to change, I’m still loving Keyshia Cole’s reality show. She has so much drama in her family, but on some level I can relate to it. A lot of what her family is going through, my extended family has gone through at some points. Now her sister is pregnant again. She already has three children and she’s going through a separation from her husband who’s been sleeping with her first cousin for a while. OK, my family doesn’t have THAT kind of drama, but you know. I have family members who are recovering addicts and have way too many kids though. I just feel bad for the unborn kid because the father is a “friend”, so most likely he wont be in the child’s life. And they’re all already living in Keyshia’s house, so damn!