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Go Away, Beyaki

A few weeks ago there were rumors going on around the net that Beyonce had plans to do a dance album to copy off of Rihanna since her last album didn’t do too well. I was like, whatever. I believe the rumor because that’s how she is. She’s also hired Timbaland to produce the majority of her album to copy off of the success of Justin Timberlake. Now there’s a rumor that Beyaki wants to do a Country album. Gah. Take a break. Get married. Have a few kids. We need a break from you, Beyaki. Go away for a while. I’m hoping that rumor of the Country album only started because she performed Irreplaceable at the AMAs with Sugarland a while ago. Nobody wants that. Actually, I do. Let the Country folks have her. I’ve had my fill. Geez

DWTS SUCKS

I expected to be gloating today about how Mel B won Dancing With The Stars, but of course things didn’t work out like that. About ten minutes before the vote came I told my mom that Helio was going to win. I could feel it. I guess it went from Dancing With The Stars to Entertaining With The Stars because Helio is NOT better than Mel. Whatev. My mom told me to look on the bright side because “Marie could have won. Wouldn’t that be worse”. Yes mom, yes it would have been worse. I’m just happy that I never have to hear Marie’s mouth ever again. Gah she’s annoying. She’s the most annoying person in the history of Dancing With The Stars. Oh yes.

Marie Is Still Here

America didn’t listen to me and they chose to get rid of the too talented Jennie Garth and keep the worn out Marie. Gah. Go home, Marie. Marie needs to gracefully bow out because she does not deserve to be there. People are only voting for her because they feel sorry for her. Every show she has another sob story to tell people about. It’s about the dancing, not your messed up life. I mean, on one hand I feel like, OK, her life sucks, throw her a bone. But hell, my life sucks too. Where’s my bone? It needs to be about dancing. Marie doesn’t need to be there. Mel B FTW people. Get a clue.

Irv’s Not A Real Man

I forgot about watching Gotti’s Way the other day and I went to sleep early, so I had to catch it today. I really go back and forth with my feelings for Irv. I really admire his honesty, but he is such a jerk. He treats his wife like crap. She needs to get a clue and divorce his behind. She keeps holding on to the thought of them being together and it’s just not going to happen. In the most recent episode he told her in a variety of different ways that they’ll never be together because he doesn’t want to stop sleeping around and she still choose to stay single and wait for him. Stupid. She’s going to keep waiting and the kids will all be grown and married, Irv will have some STD and she’ll be sitting home with 10 cats. Gah, get a clue, Deb!